I Am Grammar And So Can YOU!!! (Or why professional editing is important)

Almost every author interview I've done has included some variation on the following question: What advice do you have for aspiring indie authors?

My answer is invariably the same: Hire an editor.

Since it comes up so frequently, and has come up recently in a number of forums I'm a member of as well, I thought I would address it here on the blog:

So, you've decided to forgo traditional publishing and get your work out there yourself. For your own reasons you've decided you don't want to sign your rights over to a publisher. You believe in the quality of your story and your ability to take on all the work that goes into publishing a book yourself. Congratulations! That's awesome!

Now hire an editor.

Please, please, please, please... hire an editor. Don't ask your mom to do it, don't ask your spouse to do it, don't ask your best friend to do it. By all means, have those people read over your work and make suggestions, but for the love of every reader who may ever lay hands on your story, PAY A PROFESSIONAL to give you feedback. (Yeah, I know your mom has a Master's in Linguistics, and your best friend is an English teacher, and your spouse is an excellent writer with master editing skills. Mine too. You still need to hire an editor.)

Yep. I know, I know. You're an excellent writer, and a fantastic editor yourself, people ask you to edit their stuff all the time. I hear you.

You still need to hire an editor.

Don't get me wrong, you are editor number one for your own work, and you should do MULTIPLE revisions on your book before you even let anyone else see it. And by ALL MEANS once you've done those revisions you should show your book to your mother with a master's in linguistics, your friend who's an English teacher, and your spouse who is a spot on editor. You should take into account all of the suggestions that they make and use them to make your draft even better.

And then you should send it to a professional editor that you have paid with real money.

Why? Because a professional editor does not love you, is not worried about your feelings, and is getting paid to make your story better, so they have a strong motivation to tell you the truth about what in your story needs work. Even if your editor does love you (happens to be extended family or a good friend who is also a professional editor that you are actually paying with real money) the act of paying them, and thus having a professional exchange with someone who is used to expressing their opinions about--and making suggestions on how to improve--other people's work for a living, makes it possible for them to be critical in spite of how they feel about you. And that is, well... critical.

My mom really does have an MS in linguistics and a BA in literature. She's an excellent editor, and has been paid to edit many people's work over the years. She is one of my early readers and she catches many of my typographical errors, as well as comma splices, and many other issues I have with punctuation. She even catches awkward phrasing and confusing sentences. All of that is incredibly useful to me and I take advantage of her expertise all the time. But she won't let me pay her and ultimately, whenever she reads my work she raves about how wonderful everything is and never has anything critical to say about the larger story. I love how supportive she is, but my work needs to be edited by someone who is more willing to pull apart my failings as a writer.

My husband is an excellent editor. He's one of my first readers and he catches all manner of inconsistencies, sentences that are unclear, and character failings. He's a wonderful person to have reading my work after I've made first round of revisions. But he won't let me pay him and he's my husband, not a professional.

As a former high school Spanish teacher, I have a whole horde of friends who are English teachers. Many of them are excellent editors and people whose opinions I respect and seek out during the revision process. They make great early readers. But they won't let me pay them, and they're my friends. They are hesitant to hurt my feelings.

Paying someone to assess your work, in particular someone who is often paid for their feedback on writing (as in a professional editor), not only gives them permission to express their honest opinion about your work, it requires it of them. If they don't tell you what they honestly think will improve things they aren't holding up their part of the contract. And thus you can be sure that any praise is earned, as is any criticism.

Of course, then you get into the question of finding the right editor for your work. Not all editors are created equal, and amongst the greats there will be some that are better for your story than others. Do your research!

As a reader, I can tell whether or not an indie book has been professionally edited in the first ten pages. It's in those first ten pages that I usually decide whether I will buy the book or not, and if I'm not reading out of an obligation of some sort, I will put down a book that doesn't appear to have been professionally edited. Too many independent novels that I have picked up lately have made me want to put them down in these first few pages. Even if I am enjoying parts of the story, a lack of editing usually dissuades me from reading further because I keep getting knocked out of the story by typos, comma splices, repeated words or sentences, or any other number of distracting errors. And, that's not even getting into the plot holes and character failings etc. that generally tend to accompany books that haven't had a professional editor's eyes on them.

The one thing that all traditionally published books can guarantee is that they've had a professional editor look at them (though I will admit there are a handful that I've started to read that have made me question that). But with the majority of the competition out there professionally edited, why would you deprive yourself of starting your story on a level playing field? Independent novels are getting a bad name because too few indie authors are willing to put up the money for editing.

"But it's too expensive!" you say. I hear you.

I agree. It's expensive. Good editors aren't cheap. But, if you can't afford one (as I couldn't), I recommend running a crowdfunding campaign. It's not an easy thing to do, but it's well worth it, and you can also raise the money to buy a professional cover while you're at it, which should be number two on your list of things on which to spend money.

From a dream

To a reality

Crowdfunding campaigns are a lot of work, but they make indie publishing at a professional level possible, and you won't regret feeling sure that your book is going out into the world at the highest level you could get it.

It's easy to fall into thinking that you can do every single thing about publishing yourself, or that you should do all of it yourself. You can't and you shouldn't. You can be in charge of all of it, and the responsibility of it will lie entirely with you, but know your own strengths and weaknesses and work with them.

Once you've written a novel, you're too close to it to catch everything. Not because you're deluded into thinking it's perfect (though sometimes that happens), but because your brain expects to see things the way you meant them to be rather than the way that they are, and you will miss mistakes that are right in front of your eyes, simply because your brain is playing tricks on you. This is true for things as small as typos and as large as plot holes. It happens to all of us, it's not a failing of yours (or mine), but rather it's just the way our minds work.

Do yourself, and all of your future potential readers, a favor: hire an editor. 

What to do when you have the house to yourself?

When you normally have a roommate (be that a spouse, partner, s/o, sibling, child, friend, or random stranger) finding yourself suddenly with the place to yourself can be a bit overwhelming. It can feel like sudden freedom or it can feel like a sudden hole in your otherwise perfect world. Sometimes it can feel like both of those things at once.

My husband is traveling for work for a week, and that leaves me alone in our cozy apartment with just me and the dog. To be honest, with both of us having been working from home for the past two months, my initial inclination is towards feeling a sudden freedom (though I'm sure I'll be missing him soon enough).

The question, though, is what to do with that sudden freedom... The possibilities are almost endless, but a few things come to mind as the top of the list:

1. Eat food without plates (skewered on a fork or just held in your hand) while wandering back and forth between your desk and the kitchen.

   

   Om Nom pic stollen from the interwebs



2. Dance to your favorite music blasting through the house in whatever attire suits you (including nothing at all if you're so inclined - no judgement). 



Thanks, Tom Cruise, for the inspiration



3. Practice an instrument, loudly, repeatedly, and often, without the fear of annoying the hell out of the other person that lives with you.



This lovely work of art taken from soulofwinter's deviantart page








4. Eat all your comfort foods all week without any fear of getting "that's not healthy" stares from your absent housemate. 

   

   Mmmm... kraft mac and cheese (or as my Canadian friends call it "KD")





5. Feed the dog extra peanut butter, because it's hilarious and there's no one around to worry about the mess that you know you'll clean up when she's done. 
   







6. Stay in your pajamas all day, and curl up with multiple good books. No one actually minds when you do this normally, but you feel guilty when other people are around to see it, so go ahead and indulge. 
   







7. Take as many (or as few) showers as you like. No one can give you "the look" for taking too many, and no one is around to smell you if you take too few. 

   

   This one, of course, is credited to Charles M. Schulz






8. Sing loudly and freely in all of those showers you are (or aren't) taking because no one is around to hear you. 

   

   If you don't know where I got this one, we are no longer on speaking terms








9. Have dessert for breakfast, breakfast for dinner, dinner for lunch and eat whenever you want! No one else is around to make you adhere to societal norms, feel free to bend and break them as you see fit. 

   

   What do you mean I can't eat pancakes for dinner?







10. Don't feel obligated to clean anything up until right before your roommate comes home. Unless you're planning on having lots of houseguests, why bother? 

    

    Also stolen from the depths of the interwebs

That's just scratching the surface, I'm sure. I've already struck a few of those off the list, and my husband has only been gone a handful of hours, so it'll be interesting to see what else occurs to me as the week wears on. I'll be sure to keep you posted if I come up with anything interesting. 

Sir Terry Pratchett, we will miss you

I started reading Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels about fourteen years ago. I realize this was arriving late to the party, but what can I tell you? Somehow no one had told me about them until I was in college. Once I read the first one recommended to me, I was hooked. I made up for lost time very quickly. Within a few months of starting I had read almost all of them. I have now read all of the books that take place in the Discworld (for the uninitiated that's over 30 books).

If you haven't read them, you should. I suppose there's a type of person who wouldn't enjoy the Discworld books... but it's not a person I'd like to spend time with. You may not enjoy the entire series, but chances are good there's one group of characters that you'll enjoy. Terry Pratchett had an amazing ability to wrap every theme, genre, and setting imaginable into his Discworld.

No, really!

If you like crime novels/mysteries you'll enjoy the Sam Vimes book, if you like anti-heroes read the Rincewind or Moist von Lipwig books, if you enjoy coming of age and strong women read the Tiffany Aching novels, if you like satire and an outsiders' perspective on humanity read the books starring Death. There's really something for everyone in the series: vampires, werewolves, political satire, assassins, thieves, wizards, witches, dragons, police, mysteries, music, movies, the post, orangutans, libraries, magic, villainy, quite a lot of grey area, trolls, goblins, chess, gods, elephants, pyramids, Death, death's horse, the Death of rats, Nobby Nobs, questionable street food, a giant turtle, and... well everything else too.

The greatest thing about the Discworld books is that they're all humorous, they all poke fun at humanity in an intelligent and insightful sort of way, and they're all standalone novels. No cliff hangers at the ends of any of them, they all tell a complete story. The only reason to read the other books in the series is to dive back into that world, enjoy some of the same characters, and to say hi to Death. After all, he is the only character that you can be positive will be in every single Discworld novel.

Much as in the real world, Death is the only constant.

Terry Pratchett understood that quite well, I think.

So, today, as I'm crying quietly for a man I've never met but who I feel that I know on some level because I've read and loved so much of what he had chosen to write, I think he is most likely walking with Death and having a lovely chat about... the weather? How silly humans are? How nice it is not to have to worry about a cumbersome thing like a body? The proper temperature of the perfect cup of tea? I don't know. Maybe they're just catching up. After all, in many ways Sir Terry Pratchett and Death are old friends. But surely they're walking through a darkened landscape and chatting away, and Death is enjoying the discourse, pleased to have some company that isn't so set in his beliefs as to be instantly carried away to whatever afterlife he has been sure of his whole life, but rather who has time to wander, and talk, and keep Death entertained a while.

It is, I think, a good day for Death. Death will be quite pleased to have such a good friend join him. Though, chances are good he'll be sad too. Who will tell us Death's stories now that Sir Pratchett is with him?

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY MY HAND AT WRITING.

"Ack! You scared me."

SORRY.

"It's alright, I just wasn't expecting you."

...

"Are you sure that's a good idea though, entire novels in all-caps?"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALL-CAPS?

"I, uh... Nevermind... I'm sure you would work something out. Do you have a plan for a book, a memoir or something?"

THE DEATH OF RATS HAS TOLD ME MY EXISTENCE WOULD MAKE A FINE TALE.

"Didn't Sir Terry Pratchett already tell us most of it?"

THIS WOULD BE FIRST PERSON.

"Right..."

AND HE LEFT OUT SOME OF THE GOOD BITS.

"I see."

AND HE PROMISED TO HELP ME WRITE IT.

"You mean... he... I can't believe... He's going to ghostwrite Death's memoirs?"

QUITE LITERALLY.

"I... You... You came here just for that didn't you?"

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS. TIMING IS EVERYTHING. TERRY SAID SO.



Well, I'm not sure what to make of that... but I am sure that the world has lost a brilliant mind, a fantastic writer, and good soul. Thankfully, he left us thousands of pages to remember him by. I, for one, have plans to reread most of them in the near future.

Goodbye, Sir Terry Pratchett. I wish I could have met you in life. Perhaps Death could introduce us when the time comes. Thank you for all that you've given us. You will be sorely missed.

THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.

"Ha. Not any time soon though, right?"

...

"Well, that's reassuring..."

New ideas, new WRITING!!!

So, an article that a friend shared via social media today has triggered a crazy brainstorm of ideas for short stories, and a series of novels. I've spent the whole day so far doing research on various related topics and writing notes for this series... There are many holes, but lots of things are coming together and the short stories I plan to start with (special Kickstarter backer rewards) will help me sort out more of the framework.

Yep. Sometimes that's all it takes.

It feels like the past month has been a long phase of input and rest so that these ideas were all ready to coalesce once triggered, and one national geographic article brought it all together.

And it's kind of like a perfect storm, as this flood of ideas coincides with some other ideas I've been contemplating with various forms of crowdfunding etc, and I think I may have cooked up an interesting idea for how crowdfunding/series writing can work together, but I'm still sorting out the details and am very far from being ready to launch it. Plus there's one more book (already written and 3/4 revised) that needs to come out this year...

Lots going on, but it feels really good to be working on a new idea, and to be tying in the Kickstarter short stories to a longer term project (it makes those stories feel more meaningful to me which will make them much better stories) and it makes me feel more productive about this month as a whole.

Also this whole thing makes me feel like I've got my mojo back, which is nice. There was a brief period (also known as February) during which I felt a bit lost after having just released Blade's Edge and not being sure how to dig into my next project. Now, with some new ideas thriving, some better ideas about how to move forward with old ideas, and a new sense of momentum I feel ready to push forward with my next projects.

I'm not sure if that last paragraph will make sense to anyone but me. My apologies for that, but... well... It's the best I've got at the moment.

Anyway, here is a quick photo summary of the past week:

Adorable dogs sat on furniture at parties with delicious food

(delicious food not pictured here)

The husband, two good friends, and I competed in a rousing curling bonspiel

This quote from one of the professional reviews of Blade's Edge made some rounds on the interwebs and remains one of my favorites to date

That post that got deleted the other day is still in the works. It shall appear eventually... And now I leave you, as I have more note writing to do for my new ideas as well as a bass lesson in half an hour. See you in the next post!

Blogger Sadness...

Or maybe I should title this post Blogger Anger...

I wrote about 1500 words of a blog post about identity and self worth last night, that I was going to edit and finish up today for posting. It was long, and I was paranoid so I hit save multiple times while I was writing it. Blogger saved it, or so it indicated, never once suggesting that anything was wrong with my connection or the post. When I opened it up this morning it had reverted to the single paragraph that I had written on Wednesday night when I first had the idea. Nothing else was there. My browser history suggests that I wasn't even logged into the site last night between 11pm and 1am (which were the times during which I was writing my 1500 words). 

So, I'm led to believe that either I hallucinated the entire episode (which seems unlikely, especially since my husband remembers seeing me typing away in the blogger window at the times indicated above) or that a very untimely server error with the blogger website has eaten my 1500 words and I am now ready to curl up into the fetal position and bang my head against something solid.

Either way, sadness.

Now, instead of that blog post (which I had a really good feeling about and will be rewriting as soon as I get over the utter frustration of having to start from scratch on it) I will be giving you a brief update on life, and a few pictures from the past week.

**Heavy Sigh**

Fortunately, aside from that obnoxious blip on the radar, life has been pretty good. Blade's Edge is gaining more positive reviews and sales are slow but consistent. So that's all good. If you're interested in reading any of the Goodreads reviews you can check them out here. Also, it has earned some very positive professional reviews which is also kind of exciting (for example this one from Self-Publishing Reviews).

In addition, for any one interested I was interviewed about Blade's Edge by fellow indie author Heidi Skarie over on her website.

Ok. Done with book promotion and onto fun things that have been going on in the last couple of weeks.

1. I have started to learn to play the upright bass (that's the one that looks like an enormous violin for those who aren't familiar) and it's awesome. 

2. I have spent a lot of time over the past two weeks at Festival du Voyageur listening to good music and hanging with fun people. Here are some pictures of that:

3. And Artemis is really digging this whole cold weather/snow thing.

Now it's snowing outside and it's time to go take the dog for a romp and see if that heals the frustration of the deleted post... 

In Which I Blog About Not Blogging...

I took an unintentional hiatus from blogging because I decided to blog about some things other than: "Hey, here's what I've been up to for the past few days." However, even though I started writing a couple of those posts, I keep getting distracted and not finishing them.

Then, I got sick and didn't work on anything for a few days. Now, I'm getting over being sick, but my brain doesn't feel up to writing anything overly intelligent (I've been reading and resting lately and that's about all I seem up to for now). So, instead I will post a few links to things that have kept me entertained while ill:

For those of you who are in the publishing industry, or just curious about it, I recommend this article by Hugh Howey analyzing indie and trad book sales: http://authorearnings.com/report/january-2015-author-earnings-report/

For those of you who enjoy playing games on your mobile devices, I found this one to be well worth the $3.99, but only if you enjoy RPGs: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=kemco.hitpoint.valkyriasoul

For those who enjoy reading blogs that are witty and entertaining, here is a favorite blogger of mine's post about her recent adventures in blood donation: http://wandersnob.blogspot.com

And, for those who like blogs that are witty and also describe how to make orgasmically delicious food (did I just type that? Hmm...) there is this: http://www.fancyassfood.com/

I am now returning to being sick and will try to write things that are more intelligent for you in the near future. I leave you with two photos from my first ever curling adventure:

I'm so Canadian now it's sickening. ;-P

You're Gonna Think I Photoshopped This...

But I swear, I did no such thing:

Yeah, that's Blade's Edge at #1 for paperback fiction...

I don't really understand it myself except that, obviously, when a whole crowd of people buy your book at a launch event that's a high concentration of books sold in a single week. Apparently enough to beat out traditionally published and amazon bestselling books...

That's the part that freaks me out. The Rosie Project is currently at #11 on amazon OUT OF ALL THE BOOKS. And it it's been at #1 before. In fact it's listed as a #1 International Bestseller. So... You know... It must be having a rough week here in Winnipeg.

My brain has turned into a puddle. I'm sure this is just a launch boosted position that is highly unlikely to recur, but still.... It definitely put a smile on my face.

Plus, now I get to call Blade's Edge a bestselling novel. Ha! Awesome.

Huge thanks, again, to everyone who came out for the launch party. It's thanks to the support of that crowd that Blade's Edge topped the Winnipeg chart this week.

So, yeah, it's been a pretty good week over here. Mostly, I've been doing marketing and publicity work, catching up on some reading, writing some short stories that will likely never see the light of day, and generally working on recovering from the last few months of crazy. 

But once I've got all of the Kickstarter rewards filled (should be done with that sometime next week) it will be time to get started on the next revision project. That's right. There's another novel coming out in the next six months! :-D Yay full time writing, yay! 

Well, I'm going to get back to said marketing and publicity. Which reminds me:

Don't forget to buy your own copy of the #1 Bestselling novel, Blade's Edge! (See what I did there?)

Buy on amazon!

Or Barnes & Noble! 

Or McNally Robinson!

Or bookbaby!

You get the idea...

Video from the book launch and... a chance to win a FREE copy of Blade's Edge!

Here are a couple short videos from Friday night. The first is a small taste of the music that started off the evening as people filed in, the second is a portion of the aikido demonstration by Aikido of Winnipeg, and the third is of me reading from Blade's Edge. The one of me reading cuts off quite early, but hopefully these three videos allow you to enjoy a small taste of the launch party!

And last, but very far from least, I am running a Goodreads Giveaway for Blade's Edge. If you are a Goodreads member (which is a free account, by the way) and you sign up for the Blade's Edge Giveaway you get a chance to win a free paperback copy of Blade's Edge shipped right to your door (and no you don't have to pay for shipping either). Sign up by clicking the link below and please tell your friends! 

Goodreads Book Giveaway

Blade's Edge

by Virginia McClain

Giveaway ends February 27, 2015.

See the giveaway details at Goodreads.

Enter to win

Be the Person Signing Books at an Author Event... CHECK!

Well, that's one thing off the bucket list.

I wish everyone who reads this blog could have come last night, because everything turned out really well and I wish I could share that with all of you.

I managed to remain largely coherent while I was talking about myself and how the book came to be. The aikido demo was wonderful to watch, and I'm proud to say that my reading went well too.

Then the surreal part came. The part where I sat on the other side of the signing table and talked to a long line of people who were buying copies of my book. I knew a lot of the people who were there, but there were a number of people I had never met before, and I was blown away by the number of people who not only showed up but also bought a copy of the book and asked me to sign it. I still don't know how many copies we sold last night, but I know it was more than I had expected.

It was so lovely to get to chat with people who waited to have their books signed. One of my friends bugged me afterwards for taking too long with each person in line, but I would have felt weird moving it any faster. I had some really nice conversations with people that I don't see too often, and people I was meeting for the very first time. That was my favorite part.

I said it last night, but I'll say it here again: A huge thank you to everyone who came out for the event. Especially to everyone who helped out in some way. (I'm not sure how much internet publicity everyone wants so I won't name names here.)

Well, I suppose the most efficient thing to do would be for me to stop rambling and post some of the pictures from last night. (All photos credited to Sam Baardman unless otherwise noted.)

The display!

The lads playing tunes as the crowd files in 

Ninjas! (Just kidding. This is the aikido demonstration. The ninjas are invisible.) 

Me rocking a goofy grin

Uh oh! It's serious!

ENTHUSIASM!

Turns out I can't talk and sign at the same time

But I can smile giddily and sign at the time

And here are a couple of images that I stole from a friend on facebook:

This is the display right when you walk into McNally Robinson

And this gives you a sense of the size of the crowd :-D

(Those last two photo credits go to Sean McManus)

And now I have to go walk my dog and get on with my day. Thank you to everyone who supported the launch in any way!

Blade's Edge officially launches! Unveiling the webstore! And surprises...

Holy paper-with-words-on-it-wrapped-in-a-pretty-picture, BATMAN! Today is the day that Blade's Edge officially joins the world. I'm giddy. It feels like it's taken a hundred years to get it here, and it feels like just yesterday that Blade's Edge was an incoherent mess of a first draft. Now I know where Dickens got his opening first paragraph for a tale of two cities.

First things first, you can now buy Blade's Edge just about everywhere you would ever buy a book. If you want to buy it at your local bookstore, simply stroll in and ask for them to look it up by author name (Virginia McClain) and title (Blade's Edge), or, if you're feeling fancy, by ISBN: 978-1503057333 and order it through the Ingram catalog.

Alternatively, if you would like it delivered straight to your door or e-reader, try any of these lovely options:

For the paperback from amazon: http://amzn.com/150305733X

For the kindle version from amazon: http://amzn.com/B00RWV9XQM

For the epub or pdf versions of the ebook: http://my.bookbaby.com/book/blades-edge

If you're a particular fan of ordering from Barnes & Noble (both paperback and Nook versions): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/blades-edge-virginia-mcclain/1121083862?ean=9781503057333

**I've left those links visible rather than embedding them so that anyone interested in sharing them can easily copy and paste them.**

And it's also available on a number of other sites across the internet in ebook format... So, check whatever site you like to buy books from, they've probably got it.

However, if you'd like to buy the book directly from me... Today is the day I'm unveiling my online store! Click here to check out the place to buy things that you can't find anywhere else (such as t-shirts, posters, and prints made from cover art), as well as buy my books directly from me (cutting out the middle man). And for future reference, look to the page links on the right hand side of this blog to find a permanent link to the online store.  :-D

Whew. Ok. Enough business.

Onto fun stuff!

The launch is tonight, and I need to practice the things I'm going to say a few more times. I'm nervous, but more because I'm worried I'll be speaking to an empty room than because I'm worried about what to say, or that I'll screw up.

However, last night I got a fantastic surprise that makes me less worried about having an audience. One of my best friends from Arizona flew up to Winnipeg to surprise me and come to the launch party. YAY!

I know there are going to be a lot of Canadian friends and family there, so I know it won't be an empty room anyway and I'm really appreciative of everyone who is coming out tonight, but somehow having one of my friends go through so much trouble to come here all the way form Arizona makes me not worry about the size of the audience anymore. Not sure if that makes sense at all, but that's how I feel. So, I'm going to ditch this post to go hang out with the aforementioned friend.

A big thanks to everyone reading this for all the support you've given me on this particular journey. I appreciate all of you, and I can't wait to share pictures from tonight with you. I hope this post finds everyone well. Happy LAUNCH DAY! ;-P